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[Nooj]

40 Travellers arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go back to the gates and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No,' says St. Peter, 'the gates.'

[Samray]

[Falcorob]