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My 2 year old

#1 Post by blinkey501 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:01 pm

I have two kids one at five and one at two. The two year is called Dale, He is always full of mischief and quite a charecter. Only oroblem is when something is not where it should be, you can guarantee that Dale has had it
We have to put the remote controls on the mantle piece out of his way.
You cant get annoyed with him has he is innocent and very cute.
Yesterday my wife rang to ask me if i had seen her shoes that were left in the kitchen.
I told her i had not seen them and said why dont you ask Dale, has she did.
He pointed to the toy box and there was one of her shoes.
When she asked where the other one was he pointed upstairs.
She followed him upstairs and he pointed to the toilet, yes folks it was dripping wet through, but not with wee :smt005 .luckily my five year old had flushed the toilet when he he had been. :smt091
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#2 Post by bigun » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:16 pm

Sounds like my two (3yrs and 20 months). Wouldn't swap them for the world, they're great fun, intelligent, witty, laugh a minute. Little shits when they want to be tho!! :smt003
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#3 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:41 pm

I also have small people living in the house. Nate 4, Rufus 3 and Eric 1. The two elder ones can make quite a team while the nipper is sent to distract us. Clever litters f@%kers!

When Nate was bout 2 1/2 he decided the Mrs' phone was dirty, so washed it for her.. In the toilet.. When I called the phone company for a replacement the woman on the other end chuckled and said it's quite a common thing that. :smt003
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#4 Post by D-Rider » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:31 pm

I have my 3 young lads too. They are not quite as cute as they once were - one is 24, one 22 and another 20.

Still cause enough hassle though.
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#5 Post by Samray » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:07 pm

No comment. :smt020
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#6 Post by HisNibbs » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:59 pm

2 is a great age. The character realy starts to come through. Just keeps layering down as the years pass.

A pic of my daughters taken a couple of years ago. Now 28, 19, and 14 all soon going plus 1

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#7 Post by blinkey501 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:41 am

you must be very proud of your daughters :smt001
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#8 Post by Falcopops » Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:31 am

mmmmm Chocolate fountain, what a great invention.

I'm thinking that the mischevious part may be down to the name (I'm a Dale too) and those antics all seem very familiar!

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#9 Post by HisNibbs » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:24 am

blinkey501 wrote:you must be very proud of your daughters :smt001
Yep very.

My dog now she has one of Dale's habits. No I'm talking about little Dale not big Dale, though I'm sure she shares more than one with him. Yes she'll come into the garage when I'm working and just pick stuff up and take it into the garden. Now where is that wheel nut.......? On the the front door step in the morning. :smt007
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