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Aladinsaneuk · #1 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:27 am

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

Samray · #2 Post by **Samray** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:03 am

Falcopops · #3 Post by **Falcopops** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:03 am

Rickyrock · #4 Post by **Rickyrock** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:44 pm

Fausto · #5 Post by **Fausto** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:27 pm

Oh God - that's in terribly bad taste but I laughed in spite of myself !!

Gio · #6 Post by **Gio** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:35 pm

.

I bet it was Cherie in her student days.

Falcoholic · #7 Post by **Falcoholic** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:58 am