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#1 Post by flatlander » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:19 am

:smt006
Just a quick note to say Hi just joined the site just acquired a Falco wish I had found the site first though and about a month ago would have been great ... have looked through the ads so that would explain why :smt005

well I'll shoot off now but all freebies welcome be it advice or goodies ;)

Oh and for the last 10 years been on Bandits and I may tell you later how I ended up with a Falco it was an accident honest
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#2 Post by D-Rider » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:35 am

Hi and Welcome

Shame I've dropped in the bar this morning - better have a large coffee.

Can I come back later for a beer :smt003
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swap?

#3 Post by flatlander » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:49 am

Hi right now I would gladly swap a beer for a coffee but a big strong posh coffee :)
Right I am going to go for a nosey round now that I have done the honourable thing
BTW many years on Bandit's after a disaster of a Triumph so a period of getting used to the Falco may be required
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#4 Post by Samray » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:58 am

Welcome aboard flatlander. :smt001
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:11 am

Welcome - I am on annual leave so large whiskey please


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...

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#6 Post by randomsquid » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:21 pm

Hello - freebie follows.

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#7 Post by Willopotomas » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:32 pm

Damit Squid yer beat me it it :smt003

Welcom to the asylum. Hope you've got a good credit rating. :smt006
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#8 Post by randomsquid » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:43 pm

Willopotomas wrote:Damit Squid yer beat me it it :smt003
:smt002

Here's one from my old gran.

Never trust a man without a beard. He's pretending not to have anything to hide.
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#9 Post by BikerGran » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:16 pm

randomsquid wrote:
Willopotomas wrote: Here's one from my old gran.

Never trust a man without a beard. He's pretending not to have anything to hide.
Since my old mum told me never to trust a man with a beard, the logical conclusion is that I've been quite right all these years!


Welcome FL - even if you are male! :smt006
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tahnks all

#10 Post by flatlander » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:44 am

but I believe its a moustache beards are ok because they are a choice a moustache is an accident or something to hide think how many snalke oil salesmaen have a moustache
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#11 Post by Samray » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:50 am

Are you in the market for some top grade snake oil flatliner? :smt020
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no yes maybe

#12 Post by flatlander » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:04 am

Samray wrote:Are you in the market for some top grade snake oil flatliner? :smt020
you trying to kill me off then even I occasionally show some sign of life :smt003

Snake oil no but someone to do all the stuff I have styudiously ignored all these years and am now baffled by yes
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#13 Post by D-Rider » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:01 pm

Surely a lack of facial hair is just an attempt to look like a woman .... other than a bearded lady of course ...........
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I think it is the lack of ability

#14 Post by flatlander » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:10 pm

to grow facial hair that puts you in that category anything else after a certain age is just kidding yourself ... unless its a moustache I know a few girls who have those :smt003

and I was also referring to being flatlined as opposed to the flatlands I currently inhabit
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#15 Post by DavShill » Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:03 pm

Welsome flatlander - enjoy the ride.
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