Chav's Prayer

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Chav's Prayer

#1 Post by MartDude » Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:55 pm

Our Father who art in prison, even Mum knows not his name. Thy Chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Plymouth which is in Devon. Give us this day, our Welfare bread and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those that got ASBOs against us. Lead us not into employment but delivery us free housing. For thine is the Chavdom, the Burberry and Barcardi. Forever and ever.... Innit.
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#2 Post by Falcopops » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:39 am

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