The "F" word

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Saw this and it made me chuckle.




Here is a list of the top 10 uses of the "F" word through the ages...............




10th – “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass !” – Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the f*** did you work that out ?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling ?” – Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from ?” – Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so f***ing look like her !” – Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the f*** are we ?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the f*** was that ?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the Head !” – JFK, 1963



And … Drum roll ……



The number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word ….



“Aw c’mon shag me. Who the f*** is going to find out ?” – Tiger Woods, 2009










Gary

[Samray]