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Falcopops
- GP Racer
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- Location: Back to sweating in the tropics
- Main bike: Still loving the Falco
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by Falcopops » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:07 pm
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Falcopops
- GP Racer
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- Location: Back to sweating in the tropics
- Main bike: Still loving the Falco
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by Falcopops » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:14 pm
So, now I want you to compare the visage with the posterior and give me an honest opinion on which one looks best. Now I know it is difficult to tell them apart. So, the BIG picture is my face and the avatar is me bum. All clear now?
However, I want qualifications, not just a "Damn son you've got a cute ass" or "That's a fine looking mouth you have there boy"
The best comments (in my alcoholic stupor) will receive a virtual pint of creme de menthe.
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Aladinsaneuk
- Aprilia Admin
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- Location: Webfoot territory
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by Aladinsaneuk » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:37 pm
The after shot of Dr Fronkensteins Patented Do It Yourself faeclift and botty tuck kit....
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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Samray
- Double World Champion
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- Location: Riding round with Sheene and Simoncelli
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by Samray » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:31 pm
17 views so far. I guess like me they all had to close it in a hurry before they had a chance to comment.
Nursie has a strong stomach.
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joecrx
- SuperBike Racer
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by joecrx » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:11 pm
ouch !! havent cought up with all the posts , what happened ?
did you fall off the toilet
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fastasfcuk
- SuperBike Racer
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- Location: Mansfield, Nottinghamshire
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by fastasfcuk » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:50 pm
good drink then.
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MartDude
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by MartDude » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:23 pm
Face like a bosted a**ehole!
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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D-Rider
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- Location: Coventry
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by D-Rider » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:08 pm
Nasty bruise on your shoulder - did you fall on something as it seems to have bruised with a bit of a pattern?
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein
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BikerGran
- Gran Turismo
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- Location: Any further south and I'd fall off!
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by BikerGran » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:04 pm
Yeuch!
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
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Falken
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- Location: Chesterfield Derbyshire
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by Falken » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:21 pm
It keeps the Grandkids away from the fireplace.
Adventure before Dementia.
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Willopotomas
- GP Racer
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- Location: Coventry, ENGLAND
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by Willopotomas » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:25 pm
"Buster Bloodvessel took the act one stage too far.. By jumping off it!"
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.
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HisNibbs
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by HisNibbs » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:21 pm
Even my girls could teach you a thing or two about applying the lippy.
Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can enjoy today
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ligloo
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by ligloo » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:02 am
both look the same to me!
you say potato ..... I say vodka!
