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For those of a badgerish tendency

#1 Post by MartDude » Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:50 pm

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#2 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:14 pm

roflmao

badger badger badger


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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