There has been lots of silly publicity about having England flags flying on almost every car being banned on the grounds that some of the people living in this country might be seriously offended by them.
What a load of bollocks, they should all be banned on Health and Safety Grounds. Grrrrrrrrrr again
I was on my normal run out on Saturday afternoon riding down the A road between Ollerton and Newark on one of the long fast straights, with a number of cars in front. All seemed to have assorted sized flags fitted.
Let's just say I was travelling quite quickly and just thinking of overtaking the first of these cars.
Not sure if the flag came off one of these cars or was lying in the road already, but up flies this bloody flag straight towards me. Oh shit!
Fortunately it did not do the classic cartoon round my visor and helmet trick, it just wrapped itself around my left arm, and I managed to pull it off and release it for somebody else to play with.
I now intend to right to my new MP asking that flags on cars are banned instantly along with flag poles of all sizes, ..... and well the England football team should be banned and then again the World Cup should also be cancelled, football fans should all be shot (Other than long suffereing Sheffield Wednesday fans obviously as relegation is enough for one year!).
Leeds, Man. United and Chelsea fans should obviously suffer a much worse fate, England flags or not, especially those superior looking Man U fans with Green and Yellow flags

Signed - Mr. ANGRY Biker.
Obviously a joke, but with a serious theme!
Anybody else been "flying the flag" recently?