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Ugliest Man In The World

#1 Post by Samray » Mon May 10, 2010 4:07 pm

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Then Quazzimodo looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."

An old man who had been listening in on there conversation said, "There is a psychic on top of that hill up there, why don't you each go in there and ask her yourself?"

The three friends agreed and they hiked to the top of the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes later and said, "I was right, I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White went in next. She came out a few minutes later and said, "I was also right, I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Finally it was Quazzimodo's turn. He went in and after a few minutes he came out scratching his head. He looks up at his friends and said:










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#2 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon May 10, 2010 4:11 pm

:smt020


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#3 Post by D-Rider » Mon May 10, 2010 4:30 pm

Damn - That's shattered my illusions.




I never thought there was anything in this psychic lark until now .... got it spot on
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#4 Post by Jadaris » Mon May 10, 2010 5:24 pm

I just choked on my kit kat!!! :smt005

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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon May 10, 2010 5:57 pm

deep throat again?


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#6 Post by Jadaris » Mon May 10, 2010 7:03 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:deep throat again?
Getting some practice in with chocolaty rewards instead of.... :smt005

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