Guy gets stopped for speeding.
The copper says "wheres your documents?"
"In the glove compartment with my gun!"
"You've got a gun?"
"Yeah I shot the woman in the boot when I knicked the car".
The copper gets on the radio
"I need assistance".
Loads of squad cars turn up, the armed response ask
wheres the gun?
"I have'nt got one! "
"Wheres the body?"
"What body? I bet the lying twat said I was speeding too".
Speeding
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Speeding
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
