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#1 Post by Moose » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:54 pm

What do you call the fatty tissue surrounding the Clitoris :smt017




















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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:01 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#3 Post by Gio » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:34 pm

I'd better not let the wife see that :smt005
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#4 Post by Myrkk » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:35 pm

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#5 Post by D-Rider » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:39 pm

Moose wrote:What do you call the fatty tissue surrounding the Clitoris :smt017
So what's one of those then ?
:smt017




(come on - one of us chaps had to say that!)
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#6 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:40 pm

according to my wife, it is the seat of all pleasure


so that will be a shoe shop then???


am so bloody glad my spare bed is comfy......
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#7 Post by Gio » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:42 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Moose wrote:What do you call the fatty tissue surrounding the Clitoris :smt017
So what's one of those then ?
:smt017




(come on - one of us chaps had to say that!)
See I knew you were on short rations :smt005
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#8 Post by ligloo » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:59 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:according to my wife, it is the seat of all pleasure


:smt033 I have one but its ALLLLLL mine :smt082 :smt082 :smt082
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#9 Post by Samray » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:04 pm

ligloo wrote::smt033 I have one but its ALLLLLL mine :smt082 :smt082 :smt082
Is that a spare bed , or a shoe shop? :smt083
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#10 Post by ligloo » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:06 pm

Samray wrote:
ligloo wrote::smt033 I have one but its ALLLLLL mine :smt082 :smt082 :smt082
Is that a spare bed , or a shoe shop? :smt083

tskkk its the SEAT of ALL pleasure, no wonder you only had one kid and its Tim :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#11 Post by Gio » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:13 pm

ligloo wrote:
Samray wrote:
ligloo wrote::smt033 I have one but its ALLLLLL mine :smt082 :smt082 :smt082
Is that a spare bed , or a shoe shop? :smt083

tskkk its the SEAT of ALL pleasure, no wonder you only had one kid and its Tim :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
I didn't notice that when you were swilling the scotch at BH :smt002
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#12 Post by ligloo » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:15 pm

Gio wrote:
I didn't notice that when you were swilling the scotch at BH :smt002
cousre you didn't, I was trying to impregnate Samray again :smt002 :smt005
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#13 Post by Gio » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:19 pm

ligloo wrote:
Gio wrote:
I didn't notice that when you were swilling the scotch at BH :smt002
cousre you didn't, I was trying to impregnate Samray again :smt002 :smt005
Then change your name to Willy :smt002
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#14 Post by ligloo » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:20 pm

Gio wrote:
Then change your name to Willy :smt002
He'd be better off changing his name to Milly :smt002
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#15 Post by D-Rider » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:24 pm

ligloo wrote: tskkk its the SEAT of ALL pleasure, no wonder you only had one kid and its Tim :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
I had no idea that an invitation to 'take a seat' was such a come-on !!

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