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#1 Post by Samray » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:45 pm

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

The older you get, the better you realise you were.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#2 Post by Viking » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:36 am

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him about Internet Porn and he'll never bother you again.
It's the V-twin thing. There's just something about it that inline-4s don't have at all, and V-4s don't have enough of.

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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:18 pm

make a man a fire he will be warm for the night

set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#4 Post by D-Rider » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:24 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:make a man a fire he will be warm for the night

set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life....
Nooooooo ..... we are back to the forum burnings again ..... I'm off to hide until it all calms down again ...........
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#5 Post by Samray » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:43 pm

:smt005
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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