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Supermarket Car Park Scams

#1 Post by T.C. » Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:12 am

Over the last month a freind of mine became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windscreen cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to a nearby location. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

My mate had his wallet stolen on Febuary 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st - three times just yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be careful.
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#2 Post by FlyingKiwi » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:06 pm

Which shopping centre is this so I know to avoid it :smt047

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#3 Post by HowardQ » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:28 pm

FlyingKiwi wrote:Which shopping centre is this so I know to avoid it :smt047
:smt003

Which shopping centre is this so I know not to avoid it, but remember to leave my wallet at home when I go there.


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#4 Post by Falken » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:35 pm

:smt001

Better to leave your wife at home, rather than your wallet.

It would be cheaper to lose a wallet. ( a few times ) :smt005
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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:56 pm

can buy wallets really cheaply.....


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#6 Post by D-Rider » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:36 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:can buy wallets really cheaply.....
I recently bought one from Aldi. Proper leather with a nice compartment for my cards that stacks them all so you can quickly see which is which.
I'm really pleased with it.
I'd hate for that to get pinched - even though it was quite cheap.
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:21 pm

must be his age, poor lamb....

will make sure he gets his prostate checked - bit like the masons - the kind of greeting you never forget.....


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#8 Post by joecrx » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:42 pm

:smt005 :smt005

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#9 Post by HowardQ » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:56 pm

Had to read it twice, first off I thought he'd bought his wife from Aldi!
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#10 Post by Firestarter » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:13 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:must be his age, poor lamb....

will make sure he gets his prostate checked - bit like the masons - the kind of greeting you never forget.....
Umm, if and when we ever meet, a simple hand-shake will suffice :smt002
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#11 Post by Samray » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:40 pm

Took em a long while to get to Reading TC. :smt002
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#12 Post by Jadaris » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:45 pm

Firestarter wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:must be his age, poor lamb....

will make sure he gets his prostate checked - bit like the masons - the kind of greeting you never forget.....
Umm, if and when we ever meet, a simple hand-shake will suffice :smt002
And there he is again bringing up the prostate, i'm sure he's hinting at something.....

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#13 Post by Kwackerz » Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:46 pm

:smt005 The old ones are always the best...
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