as its officially Christmas Eve I am passing this on to you
because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on the BBC Radio medical phone-in programme recently,
I have finally found inner peace.
A doctor proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my home to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and,
before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys,
a butle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, a creat of stella fart arse,
the res of the Chesescke -an a box a choclits.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis
appy kissmas n a apy new beer
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
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