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His n' Hers Diary

#1 Post by wavey » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:46 pm

His & Hers diary:

Page One, Saturday.

HERS:
He was quiet, subdued, just not himself.
Something was wrong, he hadn't kissed me all night.
He's not even looked in my direction.
I think it's another woman.

I went to bed and cried, he followed me up later.
I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair.
He lay still.
Eventually we made love, and fell asleep in each others arms.


HIS:
United lost, f*ckin gutted.
Got a shag though!
Dave


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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#2 Post by HowardQ » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:55 pm

:smt005 :smt005
And that's just because United lost!

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#3 Post by Samray » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:24 pm

:smt082

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#4 Post by D-Rider » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:35 pm

LOL - it's a common problem - I recently heard of another couple - the guy's a biker. Their diaries were posted on another forum but I'll share it here.
His & Hers Diaries

HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

My motorbike wouldn't start today, but at least I got a shag.
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein

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