SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[kneescratch]

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know Jack Shit"

Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit the owners of Knee Deep n Shit Ltd.

In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit, the couple had no less than 6 children: Holly Shit, Givva Shit, Fulla Shit,Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout.

After 15 yrs Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.

Meanwhile Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.

Fulla Shit and Givva Shit married The Happens Brothers and had a double wedding.All invites went out to the Shit - Happens wedding.

Bull Shit travelled the world and came back with an Itallian bride Pisa Shit.





Gary