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Scottish Wedding

#1 Post by wavey » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:17 pm

Archie and Jock are discussing Jock's wedding.

"Ach it's all going well, I've got everything organised, I even bought a new kilt to be married in," says Jock.

Archie says, "That's good, what's the tartan?"

Jock replies, "I imagine she'll be in white!"
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#2 Post by Samray » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:36 pm

:smt003

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#3 Post by D-Rider » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:50 pm

:smt046 :smt082 :smt082











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#4 Post by HisNibbs » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:23 pm

:smt001
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#5 Post by Kwackerz » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:38 pm

:smt005 :smt005
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#6 Post by AuDbOd » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:17 pm

I cant decide if that jokes racist of sexist LOL :smt003

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#7 Post by wavey » Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:09 pm

AuDbOd wrote:I cant decide if that jokes racist of sexist LOL :smt003
:smt005 No offence AuDbOd
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