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#1 Post by Gio » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:28 pm

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"

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#2 Post by Falcopops » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:21 am

Groan :smt009

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#3 Post by Rickyrock » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm

Trust you to find that funny G :smt017

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#4 Post by Kwackerz » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:22 pm

:smt005 :smt005
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#5 Post by Kwackerz » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:23 pm

:smt012 Hmm.. Just read Ricky's comment... :smt017
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