Tesco II

[wavey]

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store checkout.

As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,
so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the
register.
She asked, 'What size condoms? The customer replied that he didn't
know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms,
checkout 5.

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was
up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have
some
brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated
that
he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She gave
him a
quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized
condoms, checkout 5.

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was
way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he
told
the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said
he
didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did. She reached
over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and
said




" Mop and bucket, Till 5 "

[Samray]