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Think before you act

#1 Post by MartDude » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:30 pm

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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#2 Post by ligloo » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:59 pm

:smt005 :smt005
you say potato ..... I say vodka!
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#3 Post by Samray » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:38 am

Deja vu? :smt017 https://www.ridersite.com/viewtopic.php?t=5173 :smt002
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#4 Post by MartDude » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:07 pm

Oops! :smt053 My 'copy' from a recent e-mail from a Swedish mate - hadn't seen your earlier post
Like it says - think before you act, Mart!
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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