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Samray
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Keep with the beat.

#1 Post by Samray » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:05 pm

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:15 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#3 Post by HowardQ » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:25 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#4 Post by D-Rider » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:18 pm

Isn't it just SO embarrassing when you do that :smt053
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