It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a
Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt.
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Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week. The
musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me, the pass the
parcel was quick!!!
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way,
so I stole one and asked him to forgive me
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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit,
"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"
She turns to her boyfriend and says,
"You did this to me, you fucker!"
He casually replies,
"If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you
said,
" Fuck off it'll be too painful.'"
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I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black
people
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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why she said,
"Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke
standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him,
"What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
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My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she
looked at me and said,
"Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over
her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says,
"Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings
it back to him.
"No," says the man,
"I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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Chinese guy walks into a bar.
The bartender is black.
Chinese guys says,
"Gimmie a jigger, nigger!"
The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot.
The Chinese guy does the same thing.
The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot.
The Chinese guy says it again.
The black guy is royally pissed now.
He yells,
"You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you
and you can see how it feels."
The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the
bar.
The black guy walks in and yells,
"Gimmie a drink, chink!"
The Chinese guys says,
"Sorry. We don't serve niggers here!"
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden
shouted,
"Oi, what's your disability?"
I said,
"Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
I'm horrified. those jokes are totally unacceptable 
