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#1 Post by Falcomille » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:41 pm

And thanks to "Sunday Papers" on Guido Fawkes blog for this one... (think. The Wanderer when reading, it helps)

Well I’m the type of guy who will bring the country down,
Why records debts exists well you know it’s Gordon Brown
I spend the taxpayers money cause to me they’re all the same
I’ve squeezed ‘em and I squeezed ‘em and now they know my name
They call me the Squanderer , yeah I’m a Squanderer,
I go around around around around (with a begging bowl)

Well there’s Darling on my left and Cameron on my right,
And The IMF is certainly who I won’t believe tonight,
And when they ask me which one I love the best,
I tear open my shirt and I show McBride on my chest,
‘Cause I’m a Squanderer, yeah I’m a Squanderer
I roam around around around around hmmm (with my begging bowl)

Well I roam from town to town,
Pretend we haven’t got a care,
And I’m as much use as a clown,
Got a clunking fist of iron, but we’re goin’ nowhere.

Yeah I’m the type of guy that splashes cash around
All to no avail and yet I want more to be found
And when I find myself borrowing too much
I deny it is a problem I am so far out of touch
And I’m a Squanderer, yeah I’m a Squanderer
I’m gonna bring the country down and down and down

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#2 Post by Samray » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:46 pm

or as Richard MacDonald Says
Or, as a modern day Burns might have concisely put it….

Gordon, oh Gordon you took us for fools.
You lied about Prudence and your ‘Golden Rules’.
You plundered our pensions and decimated our savings,
We’re fed up of listening to your ‘global’ ravings.
Blair claimed you’re a genius; he lied to us too.
The ‘British’ economy is in deep doggy-doo.
‘No booms, no busts !’ you used to shout out.
That was all hubris, of that there’s no doubt.
If you’d like us to show a scintilla of affection,
Screw up some courage, call a General Election !
No, I don't know who he is either.

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