Favorite Darwin awards

[Falcomille]

I think we should have a separate section here for our favourite Darwin Awards. For those not familiar, they are persons who have done society a favour by removing themselves from the gene pool.. often with hilarious results. There are literally hundreds to chose from, with more being added weekly (strangely from the Southern States or Eastern Europe???).
To start the ball rolling, an old one, now classified as an urban myth, but still very well written. Enjoy...

http://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-17.html

[Falcomille]

or this....

http://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html