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Samray
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by Samray » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:51 am
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like.
On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
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HowardQ
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by HowardQ » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:41 pm
HowardQ
Take a ride on the Dark Side 
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Falcomille
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by Falcomille » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:51 pm
You might well laugh.. the police are fecking useless here.
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Samray
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by Samray » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:51 pm
There was a painting and a violin stolen in a break-in at a local country mansion last week end ...... a Picasso and a Stradivarius.
Fortunately Picasso made crap violins, and as for Stradivarius' paintings.......
