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finn · #1 Post by **finn** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:04 pm

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,
Hello

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?

No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.

Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now

Brief Pause.

Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.

Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.

A few minutes later

The little girl comes back to the phone.

I did it, Daddy.

And what happened, honey?

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser. And now she isn't moving at all!

Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?

He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window. And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? ...........

Is this 486-5731?

No, I think you have the wrong number.......

ligloo · #2 Post by **ligloo** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:27 am

Dalemac · #3 Post by **Dalemac** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:38 am

haha funny!

joecrx · #4 Post by **joecrx** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:40 pm

i dont think thats funny , two people dead cause he called the wrong number , whats this world comming too,

finn · #5 Post by **finn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:00 pm

Joecrx actually i agree... but its just crazy enough that it could be true.

Dalemac..what is this restriction you have in profile?

D-Rider · #6 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:27 pm

finn wrote:Joecrx actually i agree... but its just crazy enough that it could be true.

Dalemac..what is this restriction you have in profile?

'tis the 33bhp restriction you have for a couple of years after passing your UK bike test (unless you are over 21 and go the DAS route).

Of course for most of us ancient people it was once you've passed, you've passed and you could ride what you liked .... or what you could afford .... which was probably less than 33bhp anyway.

finn · #7 Post by **finn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:54 pm

Thanks DR, was just curious.
Well,... im off again, convinced the mrs that i need just one more testride.

D-Rider · #8 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:32 pm

finn wrote:Thanks DR, was just curious.
Well,... im off again, convinced the mrs that i need just one more testride.

What you get up to with your mrs in the privacy of your own home is entirely up to you.

Stop making the rest of us jealous and when you've finished with her, get out for a ride on the bike ............

finn · #9 Post by **finn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:58 pm

HAHAHAHAHA, well if its any comfort it was the bike i meant... reading my post again i can see it can give some dirtyminded the wrong idea.

I had a 20km testride..the bike that is.. and when i returned home i had lost my licenseplate.. took the same trip in the car to look for it, but its gone. Do i feel lucky?