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Hello

#1 Post by itchyhead » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:44 pm

New happy Falco owner here, thanks to kenif, just offering everyone here a beer in the bar. Don't get used to it cos i'm a tight arse! :smt003
Happy Days!!

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Re: Hello

#2 Post by D-Rider » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:47 pm

itchyhead wrote:New happy Falco owner here, thanks to kenif, just offering everyone here a beer in the bar. Don't get used to it cos i'm a tight arse! :smt003
Yeah - I noticed - 1 pint between all of us :smt009

Anyhow welcome ..... and live in fear .... we have ways of getting your credit card details (all in the cause of improving your Falco - of course)

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#3 Post by Nooj » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:00 pm

We WILL try to bankrupt you in the name of bling :smt003 Watch out for Aladinsane, I've heard he likes a tight arse.
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#4 Post by HowardQ » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:25 pm

Welcome to the site mate. :smt006 :smt006
Nice to see Kenif's bike back with us.
I'm often out in the Notts and Lincs area, so may catch you out on the road some time.
You made a great choice of bike, hope you enjoy it as much as I have mine.
I'll have a pint with you! Cheers. :smt023
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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:59 am

/blushes

its a nurse thing!

and please be VERY careful around gingers with hacksaws....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#6 Post by Kenif » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:34 pm

Oh dear. Sorry Trev, I didn't warn you what they're REALLY like :smt003

By the way, the hacksaw on Nooj's avatar isn't just symbolic...
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:17 pm

no

he is available for bar mitzvahs and especially circumcisions.....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#8 Post by GregD-UK » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:18 pm

Welcome,

May you live in harmony now, the burning smell isn't incense, but, the melting of one's credit cards.... :smt003
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#9 Post by Steve_P » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:35 pm

good choice of machine :smt001 but take it easy till you get used to it. I've been riding jap inline fours for 15 years, and first time I rode mine, I gave it a big hand full and was not expecting the grunt and I nearly hit a bus, pulled so hard and nothing like the jap 4 cylinder bike I was used to

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#10 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:43 pm

/nod

constipation is not a common problem on this forum....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#11 Post by itchyhead » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:49 pm

Well cheers for the welcome people. I was warned that, although a good bunch, some of you can't resist shopping by proxy. Fortunately for me, as i've been informed, all the important mods have been done so my credit cards should stay intact. Mind you, i think the duchess has other ideas considering she's just gone to homebase and bought a bloody kitchen. Can't believe she used the bike as an excuse!!
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#12 Post by joecrx » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:08 pm

i think the falco would look nice sitting in a nice new fitted kitchen, :smt001

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#13 Post by Kenif » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:25 pm

itchyhead wrote:Well cheers for the welcome people. I was warned that, although a good bunch, some of you can't resist shopping by proxy. Fortunately for me, as i've been informed, all the important mods have been done so my credit cards should stay intact. Mind you, i think the duchess has other ideas considering she's just gone to homebase and bought a bloody kitchen. Can't believe she used the bike as an excuse!!
Aaah, the old 'you've got a new bike so I can have...' routine.
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No worries, this is where the competition begins! :smt003
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#14 Post by Nooj » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:11 am

Fit the kitchen in the garage and use it to keep your tools and bike bits in. Put the wife under the patio :smt003
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#15 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:12 am

Bet she cant fit a smoked rear lense to a dishwasher...
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