A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for
? A kid at the back shouts out, "He was the last white man to be called
Winston!"
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? Everybody won.
What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3kg including the urn
I Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans. Got through to a
call centre in Pakistan Told them I was suicidal, and they got all excited
and asked if I could fly a plane.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's
true what they say about black men." So he stabbed her and nicked her
purse.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me,
"Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now f**k off!"
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling,
I was a hooker!". He says, "That's all right,dear. Your past is your past,
but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it". She
replies, "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan!"
Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees Sister Rose washing the
kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground.
As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in. "SISTER ROSE!" she roars,
"Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off
the wet floor!"
Tampax are changing their design they are replacing the string with a piece
of tinsel .... This is for the Christmas period only!
A man says to his wife, "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad
at the same time." His wife replies, "You've got a bigger dick than your
brother."
Something to offend everyone!
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