o A motorcycle won't get you pregnant
o A motorcycle won't mind hiding in the garage when your mum comes to visit
o Motorcycles only whine or leave wet spots when something is really wrong
o A motorcycle won't care if you go for a ride on a friend's motorcycle
o If your motorcycle is too loud, you can fit it with a different muffler - if you really want some peace and quiet, all you have to do is hit the kill switch
o Your parents won't have a fit if they find out that you're riding a black motorcycle
o If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to argue politics or social issues with it
o When you go for a ride, you and your motorcycle will always arrive together
o If you get bored with the bike you've got, it's no big deal to trade it in for something with a bigger bore and a longer stroke
o The average four-stroke motorcycle will only need a head job every 50,000 kms or so to keep it performing
o A motorcycle knows its capacity, and will never drink any more than you give it
o If your motorcycle gets too soft and spongy, you can fit new shocks
o After a ride, you don't have to reassure your bike that it was MAGNIFICENT to prevent it sulking for the following 48 hours
o Motorcycles don't expect you to give up your life and stay home to look after little motorcycles
o A motorcycle doesn't know how to say the words 'diet', 'dermabrasion' or 'liposuction', let alone suggest any of them
o Your motorcycle won't ever flush the loo while you're in the shower
o And it won't leave the seat up, either
o A motorcycle will never want a night out with other motorcycles
o Motorcycles don't get narky about having their performance discussed at the pub
o Motorcycles will never say "If you loved me, you'd do it"
o Your motorcycle will not go for a ride without you unless you decide to hand over the keys
o Motorcycles don't constantly need to prove to other motorcycles how big and fast they are
o A motorcycle will not steal the doona in the middle of the night
o Your motorcycle will not wake you up at 3.00 a.m., breath alcoholic exhaust in your face and say, "Let's go for a ride!"
o Motorcycles don't brag about how many owners they've had
o If you don't really feel like going for a ride, your motorcycle will not angrily demand an apology and an explanation
o Motorcycles don't drool and make puerile comments when you dress in leathers
o If a motorcycle backfires, it won't try to blame it on the dog
o And when you bring your new motorcycle home for the first time, it won't rush back down to the bike shop to tell all the other motorcycles about the trip
For the ladies - why motorcycles are better than men.
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