To get Gorgeous Gordon out of N0 10
Please sign it especially if you're Scottish
Number 10 Petition
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Number 10 Petition
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/pm-resign-now/
To get Gorgeous Gordon out of N0 10
Please sign it especially if you're Scottish
To get Gorgeous Gordon out of N0 10
Please sign it especially if you're Scottish
As nice as it would be to have Brown replaced with someone who can comb his hair and look remotely interested in his appearance and health, its a bit of a feeble attempt at a petition. The creator could have spent more time and effort.
Last edited by Syltiz on Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
When was the NHS successfully charged with gross incompetence as a complete service?
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A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain, for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we have to kill?"
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain, for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we have to kill?"
