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BAD taste! DONT read if easily offended

#1 Post by ligloo » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:59 pm

Bernard Mathews has offered a £100,000 reward for the murderer of those prostitutes............the papers asked why he was putting up the reward, he said I've been strangling birds here for yrs no f**ker is gonna take over my patch !!!



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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:01 pm

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#3 Post by Gio » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:02 pm

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#4 Post by Samray » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:05 pm

I`d heard there was a Scots rugby player headed there. He'd heard they were short of hookers.

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#5 Post by Kwackerz » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:07 pm

The local supermarkets have stopped selling 5 alive in tribute.
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#6 Post by ligloo » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:09 pm

:smt082

I don't feel so guilty now! :smt003


actually wouldn't 7 Up be just as appropriate? :smt005 :smt105

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#7 Post by BikerGran » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:14 am

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Bad taste jokes just have to be really funny!

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#8 Post by Hammy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:36 am

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#9 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:30 pm

http://mushroom.nosox.org/b3ta/murderspace.gif

Some very sick yet awfully funny web designers out there.... :smt005








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#10 Post by Gio » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:37 pm

Kwackerz wrote:http://mushroom.nosox.org/b3ta/murderspace.gif

Some very sick yet awfully funy web designers out there.... :smt005
Is that the 5?

Cos he is sick if so!
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#11 Post by Gnome » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:15 am

You think it's cold here. . . . . . it's -5 in Ipswich

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#12 Post by Hammy » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:57 am

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#13 Post by Kwackerz » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:50 pm

Remember the Thread title!!!

Feel free to print, cut out and slip into christmas crackers... :smt002 None of these are my own work btw... :smt111


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