Some guy, lets call him, Joe, crashed in a plane onto an island far far away from anywhere, also on the plane was Angelina Jolie, they both survived unharmed and tragically everyone else was killed.
After a few weeks they gave up hope in trying seek help so they decided to start building some permanent shelter.
As the days and weeks went by they started to grow fond of each other eventually becoming lovers.
After about a year, Joe is sitting alone on the beach looking out to sea, Angelina walks over and sits by him and asks "Whats wrong Joe?"
Joe replies "oh nuthin, well, sort of but its stupid you dont wanna hear it."
"You know you can tell me anything, do you want more sex?" says Angie
"No its not that, and the sex is great!" replies Joe
"Do you want me to walk around naked more often for you?" says Angie
"No you dont have to do that, i just feel like there is something missing." replies Joe
"Then what? I will do anything to make you happy." says Angie
Joe looks up "Anything, are you sure?"
Angies replies "Yes my love anything!"
Joe continues "Well ok then, stand up for me, take off your top and put mine on. Er and these jeans. umm and let me draw a moustache on your face.
There, thats great, OK now i want you to turn around and start walking around the island and i will go the other way and meet you on the other side ok."
So they both walk off in opposite directions, about an hour later they can see each other in the distance and start running towards each other, they meet again and Joe looks all excited and says
"Mate, Mate, you'll never guess who I've been shagging!"
Angelina Jolie
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