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The ultimate rejection letter?!

#1 Post by Kwackerz » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:31 pm

H. A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 38889


Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
C. L. Jensen

:smt005 :smt005

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