Wise thoughts.

[Samray]

- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

[Falcopops]

all good, but liked this one best

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

[Kwackerz]

Oh so true!

[HowardQ]

The second one worries me!

[Samray]

- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused

[snapdragon]

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

at which point it ain't junk - it's treasure

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

and just as you leave the job they up the salary


And I looked at JA to be cheered up!!!

[Samray]

Soz Snappy.

[snapdragon]

Gizza Job mista - I can do that !!