For the Rugby Players amongst you

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For Rugby Players who have "been there"!

The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself.
The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes
on. 5'9" tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure
barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see
she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I
taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another bar stool up close to me
and sitting down. She said ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return. She asked how I was and
took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down.
'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked. 'I'll bet you feel good,'
she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.'

'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked to
play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in front of a
crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.'
I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that, and I thought she would
get up and go, but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front
of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her
pert, perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred.

' OK' I replied.

Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS
good before!'

Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that game,
we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The
Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I caught
it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, palmed off
a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped
over their fullback, regathered and scored a Try right under the posts with
about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time. We were still behind by one point, but
I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and......... '

"... Ahhh-h-h-h!!!...ˇ she growled between clenched teeth, more than a
bit miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front
of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton,
and she was wet !!!!

She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Arse: Have you ever felt such a
c*nt?'

'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'

[Viffer]

Brilliant

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