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Viffer
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#1 Post by Viffer » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:58 pm

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your f****n beak to the bar you irritating f*****g duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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#2 Post by sabestian » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:03 am

Was the duck yellow? :smt003
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#3 Post by Samray » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:26 am

:smt005
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#4 Post by Renevator » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:57 am

Excellent - sounds like some of the seamstresses here at work :smt005
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