Scouser rings up his local paper to place an obituary for his dead wife, but he only has £1.
This only get him 3 words so he asks them to put "Margaret is dead".
The telesales guy feels sorry for him and says "Tell you what, I'll give you another three words free of charge"
The Scouser says "That's very kind of you mate. In that case I'll have Margaret is dead, Fiesta for sale."
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