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#1 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:19 am

Hmm..

Well thats a novelty, having to phone the Police for something other than a traffic offence...

Woke up about 4.30 am this morning, looked out the bedroom window and saw a bike/moped/scooter being ridden fast down the loke about half a mile behind our estate.

"Fuck me thats flying, (thought me to myself) hmm looks like a moped, tell you what, that must be yours cos no-one else's goes that fast round here..."

Then I, in my tired state, went back to bed.. without checking...

Taaadaaa. Big comical 'It's YOU' national lottery hand comes down and points at me at 9 am when I go out to get the Ped ready for a quick ride out into Cambridge....

Told you it was fast...

So ive just spent half an hour chatting to cambridge police reporting my Ped stolen..

Im more pissed off that it will be a mark against our Postcode come the insurance for the GPz being renewed than anything else.

Oh and the fact it's sunny..

That was the killer blow... it's like being in the South of France here today.

So, if you happen to see DX 54 MGE being ridden about anywhere, feel free to beat the fuck out of the shit riding it. Oh and report it to the police..

fastasfcuk · #2 Post by **fastasfcuk** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:16 am

with a bit of look he might hit a double decker bus head on.

Samray · #3 Post by **Samray** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:42 am

Hope you hadn't spent time polishing it.

#4 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:43 am

It'd definately be the better option than meeting me..

I asked the copper what would happen were they caught, She said they'd obviously go to court and I would be asked to make a witness statement in court or whatever it was called... basically i'd be in court.

She seemed a bit concerned when I asked whether the defendant would be behind a screen so I couldnt see them.. and do they do a Burglar Protection Scheme?

#5 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:44 am

Samray wrote:Hope you hadn't spent time polishing it.

It was clearly in concours condition anyways..

Aladinsaneuk · #6 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:45 am

i assume that when you claim on the insurance, it did have your brand new arai helmet in the top box?

and sorry mate - and i agree - i am biased but i want to really slap the little shits

D-Rider · #7 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:51 am

... this is the infamous "tactical-support-ped" I presume ?

Is the defence of the realm compromised? ... is this an act of treason? .... doesn't treason still carry the death penalty?

Samray · #8 Post by **Samray** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:05 pm

#9 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:13 pm

D-Rider wrote:... this is the infamous "tactical-support-ped" I presume ?

Is the defence of the realm compromised? ... is this an act of treason? .... doesn't treason still carry the death penalty?

Fekkin' does in my postcode...

Yes it was the Tactical Support Ped.

Im still chuffed to bits with how fast it was going down that loke though.. it was proper flying.

but then it would cos it didnt have my fat ass on it!

It had quite a lot of things in the stowage box..

joecrx · #10 Post by **joecrx** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:38 pm

i think this we vandle got what he deserved
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEB74OniUQ

#11 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:51 pm

yes, something like that did spring to mind...

fastasfcuk · #12 Post by **fastasfcuk** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:52 pm

cuse my ignorance but whats a loke

#13 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:37 pm

Loke
(lōk)
n. 1. A private path or road;

In this case a long farmer's track going out into the fields.
A bit of an east anglian word really, i guess!

paddyz1 · #14 Post by **paddyz1** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:03 pm

Its happend twice in the last year to my family. First it was my daughters bike which we got back from the little shit, then it was my nephews bike.

I asked my daughter to find out if the same little shit was on the rob again but apparently he was in hospital suffering from an extreme case of head butting a baseball bat. HA

#15 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:24 pm

Well thats interesting!

Seems the pink moped down the road was stolen at about the same time too... They leave theirs parked on the road though, so that was almost expected.

Plenty of interesting facts coming out from talking to people in the Villiage too..a right mini-crime wave has started since one family have moved in from Hackney...

Oh bless, I know where they live too! That'll be a bit of an O.P. set up on their place later in the week.. It seems they have plenty of form for this sort of thing which is partly why they were moved from hackney... (the family's social worker fluffy person is a friend of ours)

Nice one, Eh?!