The boss had dilemma, following major budget cuts, he had to fire somebody in the morning, and had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both superb workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before, but I'm afraid I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit today.'
The bosses dilemma
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