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#1 Post by Gio » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:50 pm

I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"

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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:53 pm

Hahha.. Quality! I have seen that site before, but it looks like theyve jazzed it up somewhat!
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#3 Post by ligloo » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:54 pm

why do you call it Spam, Gio? It's the most sense you've EVER spoken ;)

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#4 Post by ligloo » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:55 pm

oh and that works for K too HEHE :smt003

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#5 Post by Fat Harry » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:41 pm

Cool site ! I feel a song coming on !! :smt003

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#6 Post by Gio » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:53 pm

ligloo wrote:why do you call it Spam, Gio? It's the most sense you've EVER spoken ;)
Well S.P.A.M is short for Shredded Pork and Maggots. :smt003

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#7 Post by Fat Harry » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:37 pm

& there was me thinking it was spiced ham ! :smt003

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#8 Post by Gio » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:53 pm

Fat Harry wrote:& there was me thinking it was spiced ham ! :smt003
Well maggots that live in ham taste the same as ham. :smt003

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#9 Post by Fat Harry » Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:11 pm

& you know this how ??? :smt005

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#10 Post by Samray » Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:16 pm

*snigger*

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#11 Post by Gio » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:28 am

Fat Harry wrote:& you know this how ??? :smt005
Stand to reason doesn't it, if you eat apples they mostly contain a maggot or 3 and they taste like apple, after all a maggot is basically like a worm (I'm sure as a kid you ate a few) they taste of soil cos they are full of it with just a bit of skin on the outside.

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#12 Post by Samray » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:03 pm

Do you use ham in your upmarket sarnies Gio? :smt105

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#13 Post by Gio » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:07 pm

Samray wrote:Do you use ham in your upmarket sarnies Gio? :smt105
Yes but not Spam :smt003

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