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#1 Post by paddyz1 » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:11 pm

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
-"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
-"Good question," noted the Rabbi."We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
-"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer but on he went, in his obnoxious way:
-"What about all these bread wafer purchases?"-"What do you do with the crumbs?"
-"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers."
-"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
-"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
-"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office and about once a year they send us a complete prick."
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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:23 pm

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#3 Post by ligloo » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:58 pm

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#4 Post by graham0071 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:27 am

I'm Intrigued!!! WHat happens next???

next postings could be interesting!
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