Dear Mr Darling

[Gio]

I received this in my email today from a friend.

He's off abroad next week for good.

Dear Sir, (this is of course a joke)

Today I was vistited by 2 of your cohorts (in crime). they were very pleasant if abusive at the state of our accounts for the 2 years they wished to look at. (I'd have enjoyed killing them with my cleaving knife).

Not only did they criticise the way our books are maintained, they had the effrontery to ask why our VAT record is in the format it is ( its worked out as a percentage of takings) and is deemed ok by the VAT office.

They also had a distinct lack of english vocabluary. I imagine this is due to their 3rd world education, ie they can't add up, multiply, divide or subtract. I would like to ask what mathematic qualifications your staff are required to achieve, before being employed by a department like yours, or are all illegal immigrants acceptable due to the cheapness of labour (ie how much you bastards can put in your pockets of our hard earned cash).

I'm so glad I've managed to extricate about 90% of our money abroad, before you got your hands on it.

Yours in crime.




A non concerned ex tax payer.

[Kwackerz]

I received this in my email today from a friend.

He's off abroad next week for good.

Dear Sir, (this is of course a joke)

Today I was vistited by 2 of your cohorts (in crime). they were very pleasant if abusive at the state of our accounts for the 2 years they wished to look at. (I'd have enjoyed killing them with my cleaving knife).

Not only did they criticise the way our books are maintained, they had the effrontery to ask why our VAT record is in the format it is ( its worked out as a percentage of takings) and is deemed ok by the VAT office.

They also had a distinct lack of english vocabluary. I imagine this is due to their 3rd world education, ie they can't add up, multiply, divide or subtract. I would like to ask what mathematic qualifications your staff are required to achieve, before being employed by a department like yours, or are all illegal immigrants acceptable due to the cheapness of labour (ie how much you bastards can put in your pockets of our hard earned cash).

I'm so glad I've managed to extricate about 90% of our money abroad, before you got your hands on it.

Yours in crime.




A non concerned ex tax payer.

Quick red penning, Please resubmit with corrections.

[Gio]

I think that was deliberate