Politics explained.

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Samray · #1 Post by **Samray** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:42 pm

SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.

DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

graham0071 · #2 Post by **graham0071** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:44 pm

Gio · #3 Post by **Gio** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:55 pm

Sam yah bastard, you are correct

ligloo · #4 Post by **ligloo** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:21 pm

Language Gio!!!

#5 Post by **Kwackerz** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:24 pm

Indeed Ligs.

It's You Bastard...

Samray · #6 Post by **Samray** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:25 pm

shhhh ... He'll be quoting some of the things I've called him.

A nice red was it Gio?

Gio · #7 Post by **Gio** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:34 am

Samray wrote:shhhh ... He'll be quoting some of the things I've called him.

A nice red was it Gio?

Frayed knot, not drinking again atm, as my cholestrol is over 7.5

ligloo · #8 Post by **ligloo** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:12 am

Gio wrote:
Samray wrote:shhhh ... He'll be quoting some of the things I've called him.

A nice red was it Gio?
Frayed knot, not drinking again atm, as my cholestrol is over 7.5

Other studies also indicated that red wine can raise HDL cholesterol (the Good cholesterol) and prevent LDL cholesterol (the Bad cholesterol) from forming.