"If you are a black, vegetarian, Muslim, asylum-seeking, onelegged lesbian lorry driver, I want the same rights as you."
"Annoyingly, the police sent my cheque in an unstamped envelope.
"I had to go to my local post office to pay £1.24 to pick it up. I'm not all that convinced it was a mistake."
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/arti ... o=newsnow&Gloucestershire Police have already apologised to Mr Page after he discovered a member of the force had written in an email about a trip he was making to Kenya: "Hopefully he will be eaten by a crocodile."
He has a new fan.
