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Long Distance Riding Aid

#1 Post by D-Rider » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:15 am

On a long run, how far/long do you go before taking a break.

TBH I can ride for ages and ages but for those of you that can't, you may be interested in this riding aid:

Long Distance Riding Aid

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#2 Post by Gio » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:31 am

Longest trip I've done with just stops for refills and no toilet use was 7 hours. Did that last year when I went to Italy.

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#3 Post by Fausto » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:23 pm

Been using them for years....... :smt005

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#4 Post by Gio » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:50 pm

Fausto wrote:Been using them for years....... :smt005

It'd be cheaper to tie a knot in it.

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#5 Post by paddyz1 » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:12 pm

Real men get off and have a piss

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#6 Post by Gio » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:32 pm

paddyz1 wrote:Real men get off and have a wuss
I've no idea :smt002

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#7 Post by Viking » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:56 pm

The blokes in the advertisement can't ride very far because they're all riding Harley Fergusons.

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#8 Post by Gio » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:59 pm

Viking wrote:The blokes in the advertisement can't ride very far because they're all riding Harley Fergusons.
Shakes the s*** out of them? :smt002

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Re: Long Distance Riding Aid

#9 Post by lazarus » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:31 pm

D-Rider wrote:On a long run, how far/long do you go before taking a break.

TBH I can ride for ages and ages but for those of you that can't, you may be interested in this riding aid:

Long Distance Riding Aid
My 91 hears old mother uses them for a minor incontinence problem. Intested that its an American invention - they always were full of wind and p*ss :smt003

Friend solved the same problem. Took a pair of his wife's Marigolds, cut off the thunmb and again cut the end off that. Attached the tube thus formed to a 30 inch length of 10mm plastic pipe, and slipped the other end over his John Thomas. Routed the pipe down the inside of his overtrousers, but the outside of his boots. That way he could pee whilst riding. Pity the driver of the renault convertible following him.

:smt005

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#10 Post by sidestand » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:29 pm

They're old technology - the yanks have the problem sorted :smt003 :smt003

Try this link

http://www.sneakyleaker.com/MotoSneakyLeaker.asp

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#11 Post by paddyz1 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:49 pm

Gio wrote:
paddyz1 wrote:Real men get off and have a wuss
I've no idea :smt002
What you talkin' bout willis

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