One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."
A wealthy lawyer
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You misunderstand.Goldie wrote:What hat????joecrx wrote:i saw hat punch line comming
Joe has predicted the arrival of a production facility of a tool used in the manufacture of millinery.
The tool in question is the Hat Punch - used in cutting and forming a hat from the material from which it is made.
The production facility for these tools is the Hat Punch Line.
Joe realised that the traditional crafting of Hat Punches would be superseded by the mass production facility - Hence Joe informs us:
"I saw Hat Punch Line coming"
I thought that was obvious.
