Retired

[Gio]

The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 5 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. It wasn’t my car! I came into town by bus!

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.

[Samray]

[ligloo]