The Town Bike.....

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ligloo · #1 Post by **ligloo** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:13 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Ok the guy is odd but what gets me is ... how can they prosecute him when he was in the privacy of his own room? Surely what he gets up to behind closed doors is basically up to him... its not like the bike was going to press charges is it?

BikerGran · #2 Post by **BikerGran** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:10 pm

I thought exactly the same Ligs!

Spose he should have used the 'Do not Disturb' sign.

HowardQ · #3 Post by **HowardQ** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:21 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to the the passtime of "bike riding".

Aladinsaneuk · #4 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:12 pm

hasn't gio pronounced a preference for this recently??

Samray · #5 Post by **Samray** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:15 pm

Gio · #6 Post by **Gio** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:57 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:hasn't gio pronounced a preference for this recently??

Yes I have and that story is ancient.

#7 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:07 pm

Very defensive there, Gio..

Gio · #8 Post by **Gio** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:08 pm

Kwackerz wrote:Very defensive there, Gio..

I decided to be like that as Ligerloo is being very odd on MSN

#9 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:11 pm

*bites knuckle really really hard*

Im soo dying to respond to that..

*polishes halo*

Aladinsaneuk · #10 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:17 pm

roflmao

ligloo · #11 Post by **ligloo** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:20 pm

Gio wrote:
Kwackerz wrote:Very defensive there, Gio..
I decided to be like that as Ligerloo is being very odd on MSN

yep I'm being REALLY odd, trying to play scrabble and understand a post drugged up Gio is bloody hard work hahaha

PS I've never heard him being so cheeky and 'risque' .... he appears to be finding a sense of humour and turning normal

anyway, I'm still curious as to why the bloke was prosecuted? anyone know? If every bloke was prosecuted for being odd... Gio would be serving a life sentence

Gio · #12 Post by **Gio** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:24 pm

ligloo wrote:
Gio wrote:
Kwackerz wrote:Very defensive there, Gio..
I decided to be like that as Ligerloo is being very odd on MSN

yep I'm being REALLY odd, trying to play scrabble and understand a post drugged up Gio is bloody hard work hahaha

PS I've never heard him being so cheeky and 'risque' .... he appears to be finding a sense of humour and turning normal

anyway, I'm still curious as to why the bloke was prosecuted? anyone know? If every bloke was prosecuted for being odd... Gio would be serving a life sentence

Do you want to share my cell Ligs?

ligloo · #13 Post by **ligloo** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:26 pm

only if I can bring a strap on and you're my bike!!!!!

Gio · #14 Post by **Gio** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:31 pm

ligloo wrote:only if I can bring a strap on!!!!

I've never heard of a strap on keuss

ligloo · #15 Post by **ligloo** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:37 pm

ligloo wrote:
PS I've never heard him being so cheeky and 'risque' .... he appears to be finding a sense of humour and turning normal

Gio wrote:I've never heard of a strap on keuss

see what I mean?

and yes! I had to google it lol