Excrement curry wife admonished

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#1 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:14 pm

Jill Martin admitted putting exrement in her husband's curry
A woman has been admonished after she admitted feeding her estranged husband a curry containing dog excrement.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against her husband Donald Martin in Newton Mearns.

Sheriff Susan Sinclair said her behaviour could have resulted in "extremely unpleasant consequences".

Defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh described the background as being "akin to an episode of Desperate Housewives".

Depute fiscal Margaret Dunnipace said that Mr Martin had prepared the curry and Mrs Martin laced the dish with excrement.

Mrs Dunnipace said after placing the dinner in front of her husband and watching him start to eat it, Mrs Martin burst out laughing before confessing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 073098.stm

Ewww...

back_marker · #2 Post by **back_marker** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:28 pm

Niiiiiiiice

Samray · #3 Post by **Samray** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:40 pm

Gio · #4 Post by **Gio** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:46 pm

could have resulted in "extremely unpleasant consequences".

Would he start talking shit?

#5 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:48 pm

I did wonder!

Samray · #6 Post by **Samray** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:52 pm

Prolly a broken neck trying to lick his own balls.

Gio · #7 Post by **Gio** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:06 pm

Samray wrote:Prolly a broken neck trying to lick his own balls.

Theyre easier than licking your arse I'd imagine